Get 4 people on your car and you lose! Wiggle to throw them off:
Running someone over = 1 point, but speed increases
Hitting a vehicle = An enemy falls off, but health & speed decrease
Throwing a bottle at someone = 5 points & they can’t jump on you
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Okay, pretty much nobody is actually going to work these days, let alone having to explain why they are late. So let’s turn the clock back to 1989…
I’ve mentioned here before that I am, among many other things, a radio kind of guy. I worked in the business for years, doing writing, production, and voice work – usually with an emphasis on comedy. I love the ability to create “theater of the mind” with audio and, even now, have nearly 8,000 sound effects and 14,000 pieces of production music on my computer. All of which falls somewhere between overkill and obsession.
When I first moved to Texas, I was hired to write syndicated radio scripts for “Hiney Wine” – a purely fictitious product which was perfect for radio-friendly double-entendres: “Founders Harry Hiney and Big Red Hiney remind you that there’s no better way to relax after work than with a little Hiney.” It was I who introduced the winery’s upscale brand “Snifter Hiney,” and yes – the jokes wrote themselves.
Which made me think, “why not create a syndicated comedy series of my own and get rich?” And thus was born “Why I Was Late for Work,” a daily 60-second skit in which ridiculous characters offer up preposterous excuses for being late. The idea was for radio stations to sell sponsorships and then feature the bit every day during drive time (I simultaneously offered up a second series called “Gripe Line” in which fake callers phone in to the radio station to complain about moronic things).
Of course, a demo was needed, so I wrote and produced one (using some of the top radio voice talent in Dallas) to send off to various syndication companies. “Wow!” they all said. “That’s really funny! Good luck selling it to someone else! Go away!”
But their (and my) loss is your gain, because some 30 years later, you are about to hear what almost no one else has ever heard. And you can decide whether or not I should have just let this ancient artifact continue to collect electronic dust on my hard drive.
In order to host this on Youtube, I’ve cobbled together a very rough video to accompany the audio demo, but the intent is really to give you something fun to listen to rather than look at.
I hope you enjoy it!
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http://infowars.com
http://newswars.com
http://europe.infowars.com
http://prisonplanet.com
http://infowarsstore.com
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In this thread, we share examples of times our perspectives changed for the better. For example, I was reading this book and there were a few white pills. One of them was that it’s a good thing that Mexicans don’t assimilate as much. Even though it’s annoying to have to “press 1 for english” as the typical civnat will whine about, it’s good because it represents how little intermixing …
I haven’t read the manga, though. Only just now googled for cool images. Is it worth it? I’m on episode 9 of season 1 in the anime. Seems like it’s ripping off “Attack On Titan” a bit, especially with the soundtrack and genocidal rage (based on fucked childhood) of the protagonist. But most anime/manga is derivative, I’m just glad it’s …
Push 1 Bench (BB): 3×5 Overhead Press (DB): 3×8-12 Dip (BW+): 3×8-12 Incline Bench (DB): 3×8-12 Triceps Pushdown (C): 3×8-12 Lateral Raise (DB): 3×8-12 Triceps Ext. (DB): 3×8-12 Pull 1 Bent Over Row (BB): 3×5 Lat Pulldown (C): 3×8-12 Seated Row (C): 3×8-12 Face-pull (C): 3×8-12 Chin up (BW+): 3×8-12 Shrug (DB): 3×8-12 Hammer Curl (DB): 3×8-12 Legs 1 Squat (BB): 3×5 Stiff Leg Deadlift (BB): 3×8-12 Leg Press (M): 3×8-12 Lunge (DB): 3×8-12 Calf Raise (M): 3×8-12 Push 2 Overhead Press (BB): 3×5 Bench (DB): 3×8-12 Dip (BW+): 3×5 …
I never really watched the show as a kid. Thought it was kinda’ gay. And a watered down rip off of “Married with Children.” But due to all the hubbub I torrented the first episode of the reboot. (Season 10, Episode 1). Pretty good stuff. Definitely not conservative, but compared to usual Hollywood insanity, it was a breath of fresh air. One grandkid is gay or nonbinary or whatever …
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The ace card in the burning closet is to be brought to Jack. The colonel and the log lady will know.
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So earlier today I heard people playing loud music from their car and I instinctively called them hooligans (don’t let my youthful appearance fool you – I am actually a very old lady)
I was instantly reminded of this from one of my favorite videos I ever made:pic.twitter.com/ulwLQ7MIW4
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I STRONGLY believe that gun stores should remain open amidst this
#coronavirus pandemic.Do you think gun stores are essential?
Comment your thoughts below! RT if you think they ARE essential!http://ow.ly/hixf50z5yuc
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We Are Libertarians Daily Digest for 04/07/2020 –http://eepurl.com/gY9MOz
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This is the Frenchest thing imaginablepic.twitter.com/EX1AFDKM30
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Quando tudo falhar, culpe o Lula.https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1247609598997155841 …
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Y’all not ready for this conversation tho..https://twitter.com/dijoni/status/1247367001003048960 …
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White House Trade Advisor Warned Of Coronavirus Pandemic In Memos As Early As January https://buff.ly/2UU6S5X
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@captainkudzupic.twitter.com/KQhVYnORuE
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Conspiracy theorist skepticism:
*ignores vast swaths of data that proves them wrong, and focuses like a laser on some incidental connection*Conspiracy theorist belief:
*an unknown source at an unknown time and place said someone said or did something nefarious*
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Report: Wuhan Funeral Homes Burned Coronavirus Victims Alive http://openyoureyespeoplebreakingnews.com/2020/04/07/report-wuhan-funeral-homes-burned-coronavirus-victims-alive/ … via
@OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE
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It’s amazing that
@benbernanke was his high school valedictorian, scored a 1590 on his SAT, went to Harvard undergrad, and got a PhD in economics from MIT, yet understands less about economics than my 17-year old son@SchiffSpencer, who hasn’t even graduated high school yet!
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No ya don’tpic.twitter.com/uyC0EPn7oZ
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HJ-12: What is known about China’s 3rd gen anti-tank missile system?http://sptnkne.ws/BXbx
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Bad news for you blood thirsty pigs at failing CNN. number of cases plummetting, even chloroquine working, models being recalculated for the better. Even Cuomo was forced to admit Trump’s plans so good NO ONE has died for lack of equipment or personnel. Sorry baldy.
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